I'm basically embarrassed that they're being attributed to me. But no, white ass bitch wanted white ass cookies. I offered to make them tasty by adding cinnamon or raspberry. They were thin and fragile and needed constant reattaching.ĭid I mention I have a 13 month old? I ended up having my parents help watch her while I spent SIX hours baking these white ass, boring cookies. I saw the mold and thought, well shit, Maine and Florida look like little penises, I can't wait to try to keep them attached. On top of being roll out cookies (which are also super messy cause I have to keep putting flour on the damn rolling pin and the surface I'm using to keep from sticking), she wanted them in a very specific shape, the continental USA, and gave me exactly ONE cookie cutter mold thingy. I'm usually able to make 4 dozen cookies in 45 minutes to an hour. I'm more of a drop cookie person since it's simpler, you just mix-scoop-bake-devour. Well, turns out she wanted roll out sugar cookies. I personally love baking and figured it'd be nice. JNmil recently had surgery and asked if I would bake 4 dozen cookies for her to take to a party.

Please note: I do not consent or give permission for this post or any information contained herein to be utilized in any other site or social media or for any purpose. She messaged a bunch of really messed up stuff about me to DH, including that my family is a bunch of foreigners.

So JNmil blew up after I enforced the no photos of DD (13 months) on the book of faces.

Harry potter and the audacity